Bed

A wireless charger for humans

I’m going to lay in my bed to rest

by Alk2274 July 14, 2021

Bed Sledding

Sex hard enough to slide the bed across the room

they were going so hard they ended up bed sledding to next door

by CeilingMirror July 27, 2022

Bed Princess

Someone who doesn’t put a lot of effort in bed.

You must be a bed princess if you only like to receive

by Lareina28 July 23, 2022

flip in bed

When ur riding it like a pony then he decides to flip you over to pump it in and out so he can cum on top to feel masculine

"bro I was letting her ride like a long and felt weak so I decided to flip in bed likea a true man."

by Sniffdetoes69 July 7, 2021

Bed buds

When you just want someone to sleep with you (not sexually)

“I done told this one girl I wanted to be bed buds and she thought I wanted to be friends with benefits”

Jimmy: did u hear that Rebecca had a bed bud

Johnny: that sounds cool man, I haven’t had those in years
Jimmy: no bro, a bed bud, someone who just sleeps with u not the bugs

by 420HandMeThatHenny February 20, 2021

Bed Sniffer

Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.

1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."

2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"

Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."

Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.

Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"

Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"

by TeiThule88 April 2, 2020

bed air

Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.

Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.

Sorry, can't meet tonight. I'm in bed air already.

by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022