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tap and fap

After having sexual intercourse, the male or female masturbates afterwards by themselves.
Hey, I heard Max just initiated the tap and fap maneuver .
by karss June 13, 2016
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Shoulder Tap

When a lady’s partner is performing cunnilingus & they are terrible & have no flippin clue what they are doing, she will give them a tap on the shoulder, letting them know they can just give up. The Shoulder Tap means there is no chance in hell she was going to cum & she’s bored & likely irritated. She will likely never call them again.
Kelly: How was your night with Ruben? How was that tongue down there?
Jill: Horrible. He had no damn idea what he was doing, so I gave him the shoulder tap so he’d just fuckin quit already.
by Clean AsA Whistle June 19, 2021
mugGet the Shoulder Tapmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Tapping cloth

When you have to have a bowel movement soo bad that the shit is actually crowning out of your anus leaving a stain on your underwear
"Dude I have to shit soo bad I'm tapping cloth, if I wait much longer I'm going to be wearing the funny pants"
by samweis May 26, 2013
mugGet the Tapping clothmug.

tapped

To act dumb, stupid, or weird. The opposite of smart. Could also be using to describe something weird.
Person 1: “My mom always complains about me wearing the same clothes and doesn’t buy me new ones”
Person 2: “Oh girl, she’s tapped”

“This guy is making weird noises he’s definitely tapped” (weird)
by mucus August 9, 2021
mugGet the tappedmug.

Tap that

Would like to have sex with a person of the opposite sex
Damn that woman is fine I would tap that
by Phairman Buckets November 30, 2016
mugGet the Tap thatmug.

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