when you score a goal within close diameters of the goalpost without dribbling and just standing there, waiting for the pass.
by JuIian AIvarez November 23, 2023

Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.
by The man in your shower July 15, 2023

When a zero-waste person engages in coitus they use zero-waste condoms made from natural ingredients such as latex. These condoms tend to also use less packaging. Latex is usually made by tapping the sap from trees. When having coitus the sap has been tapped and he is also tapping her sap...
I’m telling you, it’s a match made in heaven. Emily and I are minimalist and zero-waste vegans. She wants us to tap the sap! I already bought Sustain condoms. Apparently that’s her favorite brand as well.
by JJXTREME97 March 31, 2019

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.
by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

by thatfatman December 21, 2023
