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Tap-in

when you score a goal within close diameters of the goalpost without dribbling and just standing there, waiting for the pass.
And its the 90th minute and it is 3-1.... A TAP-IN FROM PENALDO!!!!!!
by JuIian AIvarez November 23, 2023
mugGet the Tap-inmug.

Phone taps

Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?
Hym "Phone taps raise a lot of interesting questions, don't they? Wildly unethical, though."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
mugGet the Phone tapsmug.

Tap water

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.
Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water

Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’
by The man in your shower July 15, 2023
mugGet the Tap watermug.

Tap the sap

When a zero-waste person engages in coitus they use zero-waste condoms made from natural ingredients such as latex. These condoms tend to also use less packaging. Latex is usually made by tapping the sap from trees. When having coitus the sap has been tapped and he is also tapping her sap...
I’m telling you, it’s a match made in heaven. Emily and I are minimalist and zero-waste vegans. She wants us to tap the sap! I already bought Sustain condoms. Apparently that’s her favorite brand as well.
by JJXTREME97 March 31, 2019
mugGet the Tap the sapmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
mugGet the Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.mug.

tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.
I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.
by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
mugGet the tapping the toiletmug.

Fatty on tap

when someone has an excessively large butt available at any moment.
damn she's got a fatty on tap
by thatfatman December 21, 2023
mugGet the Fatty on tapmug.

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