suck at life

suck at life

1. To describe someone with little social skills and very little friends, usually gothic or emo

2. An insult, usually used when someone is aggravated at another.
1. Sally must suck at life because she has no friends and cuts herself.

2. Jimmy's mom: Did you get the milk Jimmy?

Jimmy: No

Jimmy's mom: What? No milk? You suck at life, Jimmy

*Jimmy runs upstairs to his room crying*
by DizzyLizzy June 07, 2006
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sucks to be you

An informal phrase to express general superiority to another individual's lesser situation; A way to acknowledge another's troubles.
"Joe got grounded for getting caught in the act, I replied "Sucks to be you, dude." "
by JOOLY June 15, 2004
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poo sucking

The art of ultimate arse licking, some might call it brown nosing
look at Mr.crackpipe could he doing anymore poo sucking to Mrs.dingdong - I dont think so!!
by Katherine Hall June 06, 2006
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suck hag

A filthy, bowlegged sea scow who loves nothing more than a faceful of cock.
Get over hear you dirty suck hag, and feast on my blood sausage.
by SlickNuts June 16, 2006
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Dick Suck

A spectacular thrust to the pelvic Area with a Balls on your chin force.
by Bob July 22, 2003
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Suck Teeth

To "Suck Teeth" means to make a sound via your mouth, inhaling sharply and using your tongue.

Many have argued what the spelling of this sound might be, but after careful consideration of all feedback, <Element|Rasta> came up with the defining spelling. This is:

chmishsyeursishchrish
Suck Teeth

<element|Rasta> me- eh bwoy gway so from here for mi bruk up ya raas seen
<element|Rasta> boy- fcuk of old rasta you a old grumpy bastard
<element|Rasta> me - chmishsyeursishchrish, dont make me lick ya up wi su-in bwoy, ya like bangalu to bomboclaat bwoy
by RastaMan May 25, 2007
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time suck

An uninterruptable quest to find an answer to a problem that should only have taken less than a few minutes to solve. Solving this puzzle is most often unavoidable and attempts to work around the problem generally add more time and more suck.
Adjusting an ailing carburetor and converting datetime datatypes are my least favorite time sucks.
by Bitts February 19, 2009
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