Trump-spreading

What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.

I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

fam spreading

When a family or group of friends spreads out in a walkway so that others cannot pass them.

Oh great, another family is fam spreading, now we have to walk slowly behind them.

by BirchJulius December 14, 2020

fucktardation spreading

Spreading videos of fuck tards doing mentally defective things when you make a smart video.

Me: omg NO WAY how stupid!
Lil fuck boi: nice video!
Me: no its a dumbly defective video
Lil fuck boi: ... Fucktardation spreading

by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021

Slouch Strafing

While performing a strafe jump, look up and down as fast/violently as possible to achieve maximum speed. It was discovered my jbird53916 and MadaComiix

"Doesn't your neck hurt from slouch strafing all day?"

by jbird53916 June 25, 2021

god spreading

The ultra version of man spreading

Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

God spreading

Ultra version of man spreading

Dude, stop god spreading the car is already stuffy.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

public spreaking

being completely naked from the waist down while public speaking, hiding your genitals and bare legs behind the podium.

Fact: former governor Cuomo has been completely nude from the waist down in at least 30% of his public addresses. Making him one of the greatest public spreakers of contemporary politics as a whole. The fact you didn't notice proves he belongs in the public spreaking hall of fame.

by BIG YOUS December 12, 2021