Portland Straight

The sexuality of a man who is attracted to women and women who claim to be nonbinary people.

Man 1: "I'm also into nonbinary people like Demi Lovato, so I guess I'm kind of queer."
Man 2: "So you're portland straight?"

by average_folkpunk_enjoyer December 22, 2021

hollywood straight

A person who lives their public life as a straight person, but is really gay. His/her close friends and family know, but no one else. closeted, in the closet, gay, lesbian, on the down low

Yeah, John is hollywood straight, he goes out with hot models, but has a boyfriend named Tom that he sees on the side.

by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016

Super-straight

A "sexuality" made by transphobic heterosexuals that's simply just being straight with a preference for cisgenders

Super-straight emerged somewhere in TikTok and was passed on by transphobic trolls on social media like Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Many Discord trolls also use this term to ignite drama with transgender people.

If you see one of these kinds of people, ignore them at all costs.

Person 1: I'm super-straight!
Person 2: Stop being transphobic you fucking bitch.
Person 1: How dare you act superphobic!
Person 2: It's literally just being straight but preferring cis people over transgenders.

by [massive skill issue] Robo November 21, 2021

Straight bullshit

When something happens that doesn't happen to anyone else but you

Sharkeisha: man that fight was some straight bullshit can you believe they locked me up just for that?!?

by Thatdarkskin November 30, 2013

Super straight

A fake sexuality used by unattractive men.

Male: hey I’m super straight

Female: *looks at his profile picture* hahaha

by Skydaddyofficial March 7, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight is for men/women who date normal men/women. And contrary to the belief that everyone who is Super Straight is some dumb transphobic shit, we are playing by your rules. Dipshits.

A: Hey, I'm Super Straight. Do you accept me?
B: Yeah.

by Dust Mouse March 26, 2021

Straight Pussy

Someone who is, in the full sense of the word, a pussy

Guy #1: Bro did you see Nolan today??
Guy #2: Yeah he's a Straight Pussy.

by The Mac Daddy Yall December 19, 2018