Squit Stop

When you need to stop at a service station or supermarket whilst on the motorway due to an unfortunate case of the shits. It seemed like a good when you decided to have Indian food for dinner last night, but now you have to deal with the squity consequences. When needing a Squit Stop you will unfortunately have to stop at every opportunity to cleanse your bowels. If you do end up with the Squits and are heading on a long journey then it is recommended that you bring multiple pairs of underwear due to the shittyness of the situation.

Chuck: Man, thats the third gas station we've stopped at, are you okay?

Hank: Not good man, I'm sorry but I keep needing to take squit stops. I will always love Del Taco but Del Taco will never love me.

Chuck: Have you get extra pants?

Hank: No, I am gonna have to resort to a Shart Tampon

Chuck: That's grim

by Sieffy April 5, 2013

Stop talking

So I can continue to talk about my incest cult...

A retard "You see, people need to stop talking.... So, I can CONTINUE to talk... About my religion... Which is an incest suffering slavery cult..."

Hym "Yeah, no, does that not lend credence to my claim that the basis for religion is the inherent solipsism of man? Because not talking does nothing to effect what's going on here..."

Dr. Retard McGee "You see, well, reality is perception. So... You got to change your perception of what is happening... FROM what's happening... TO something else entirely... And that something else... Makes you say words... That don't make me feel bad... About your situation. And then that's reality."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2024

show stopping number

a real show stopper. a show stoppin number, c'mon

friend one: damn, that professor hidgens knows how to write a show stopping number.
friend two: yes he does.

by anonymous April 13, 2021

stop

its a word where a man doesn’t understand. you say stop but don’t

can you stop im not comfortable. no.

by l0renooo May 7, 2022

Stopative Nancy

Someone who stops alot, either in the middle of conversation, games, journeys causing a long annoying pause that affects everyone involved.

Violet Can you stop being such a fucking Stopative Nancy

by Sky606 March 27, 2025

stop your shit

a term coined by a certain st.lucian graphics designer. Mean stop bothering me or stop talking.

cercie stop your shit.

by thelucianbatman July 1, 2023

Stop Command Q-ing Me

Usually said by the victim to get the message across to the person who is 'command q-ing'

"STOP COMMAND Q-ING ME!"

by VootVootAhh August 12, 2018