Spoon

a name to call someone if they've done something stupid or silly.

"I've just left my coffee on top of my car; I'm a spoon."
"That spoon has just dropped his keys in a puddle."
"She boarded the wrong train, how could she be such a spoon?"

by musicalanomalie November 30, 2016

Spooky spoon

Ur worst nightmare

PersonA:spooky spoon is coming
PersonB:(craps themselves)

by Noitcere March 28, 2020

lagoon spoon

Getting head while driving a airboat

See if the Lagoon spoon is coming we're going fishing

by papaski November 21, 2016

Broken Spoon

A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.

Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"

by Billbert4000 December 12, 2019

Spoon Digging

The act of eating jello or chocolate pudding out of your lovers anal cavity.

"Hey Pete, what are you doing for dinner later?"
"I plan on spoon digging Steve tonight"

by No scoping November 6, 2018

pussy spoon

A spoon used for eating vagina.

I forgot my pussy spoon in her room last night.

by jayydeeeee April 5, 2015

Spoon

Another word for idiot. Examples include: Mumbo Jumbo.

Ugh, he is a total spoon.

by Toby Forsyth December 17, 2017