Santa

Not real

Santa is like a unicorn

by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019

Santa

The real G

Person 1: Who’s your favourite person
Person 2: Santa

by Zirkzee is the future GOAT December 23, 2019

Santa

A guy who likes to come down chimneys.

*role play session*
Mary: Yah! Santa

John (as Santa): I'm gonna come down your chimney tonight.

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 December 24, 2019

Santa

A big fat chubby guy that sneaks down your chimney in a too tight red jump suit hoping to steal your cookies. Santa may be old now but back then he was quite the chick magnet.

Santa is a human too!

by Marshmallow gal January 3, 2020

Santa Claus

The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"

Kid: Santa Claus is so mean
Santa: Hoe

by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020

Santa

Santa is your parents all fake don’t believe it. I can’t believe I believed this bs.

SANTA IS A FAKE BICH.

by Thick bish January 15, 2020

Santa's Sack

When you dress up in a Santa costume and go balls deep in a girl

I gave my Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa's Sack last night

by Biggius Dickus January 20, 2020