using tobacco products around other military personnel, and they bum one off you.
For every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn't have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.
For every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn't have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.
smoker- (lights up)
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- fuck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- fuck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.
by buck35 May 20, 2011
Get the Soldier Tax mug.The intense euphoric feeling one aquires when their soldering iron quickly burns through the solder and successfully solders something firmly and hastily.
Dude, I've got such a hardon over this solder euphoria! I am the first man to successfully solder together two cars!
by Enviousbasterd September 30, 2011
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A highly colloquial idiom for one's enemies with a high percentage of muscle mass, a mild psychotic disorder and a flick knife.
Can also be used to refer to recent fecal departures.
Can also be used to refer to recent fecal departures.
"Gosh Terrance, who were those gentleman that made off with your satchel?"
"Solid foes, bro."
"Man those beansprouts resulted in some solid foes!"
"Solid foes, bro."
"Man those beansprouts resulted in some solid foes!"
by Lililililililili January 6, 2012
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Get the Solid Mouth mug.Childish to the maximum extent. When someone or something is so childish, its shildish. When silly, immature, or extremely juvenile events occur.
Al you are being so shildish right now.
That's shildish.
What's going on in the world today is so shildish.
That's shildish.
What's going on in the world today is so shildish.
by Ildefonzo August 1, 2012
Get the Shildish mug.Going on a day trip for skiing/snowboarding where you leave home early in the morning and return home that night, instead of renting a hotel room for one, or having an extended stay of more than one day.
Person A: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Person B: "We did a soldier mission to Wolf Creek, left Albuquerque at 4am, were on the slopes by 9am, then got back in town about 9pm. Im exhausted from all the driving, but the pow was worth the trip!"
Person A: "Nice man, but you better hope the boss-man doesn't find out!"
Person B: "We did a soldier mission to Wolf Creek, left Albuquerque at 4am, were on the slopes by 9am, then got back in town about 9pm. Im exhausted from all the driving, but the pow was worth the trip!"
Person A: "Nice man, but you better hope the boss-man doesn't find out!"
by el_barto December 6, 2012
Get the soldier mission mug.The slight moistening of a soldier/ex-soldier's eyes when they remember a fallen comrade. Can also apply to anyone who has lost someone close to them. They're not crying, they're just overcome with allergies is all...
Around June 27th, 2013, a young injured airman passed away in Florida after suffering injuries from an I.E.D. in Iraq. I'm sure his fellow airmen must get a few soldier allergies thinking about him now and then.
Sometimes I think about Papa and the stories he used to tell us. I'm getting a slight case of soldier allergies just typing this...
Sometimes I think about Papa and the stories he used to tell us. I'm getting a slight case of soldier allergies just typing this...
by FallenFalcon July 31, 2013
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