shart

blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies

after sharting I carry toilet paper everywhere

by hand of October 25, 2019

shart

(child collar made this definition) shart is where u take a massive shit and u fart at the same time

i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared

person: hey fat fuck
other person: stfu im gonna shart on u
person: oh no

by child collar April 1, 2020

Shart

When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.

Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!

Later that day...

eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.

by Aussiestereotypes April 8, 2020

Shart

When someone needs to fart and they try to hold the fart but instead they accidentally pass gas and the fart turns into a combination of shit and fart.

Logan:Bro did you hear Mary passed a shart today in class
Tyler:Oh damn she nasty

by UrPinkyToe August 31, 2020

Dick Shart

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease

Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart

by greg9255 November 24, 2020

Shart_Demon

Popular twitter user @Shart_Demon an LG(B)T black celeb who makes nsfw/unsan jokes on the internet as a hobby.

person A: have you ever heard of @Shart_Demon?
person B: you mean Ace right? Yeah we're mutuals!
person A: What?! No way im so jealous!

by JutoStrikes December 24, 2020

PHAT shart

A physically hot and tempting poop and fart at the same time. Usually used by people with an elder fetish to describe grannies.

Did you see that PHAT shart? It was so hot.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021