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sloppy toppy 5000

A sloppy toppy 5000 is the act of pulling off a play in Fortnite when you are at a significant disadvantage, for example a 1 v 4 or a 1v1 when you are on 30 health and the other guy just took a chug jug. If done successfully, a sloppy toppy 5000 must be followed by a forntie dance of some sort such as take the L or jubilation.
*you get revived*
*your whole team dies*
*it's a 1v4 and you're on 30 hp with a grey tac with 3 shells*
"Hold up lads, ya boi is about to pull off the sloppy toppy 500"
*pulls of sloppy toppy 5000"
proceeds to dance on the noobs
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Sloppy Fupa 

Fucking your best friend's mom in the ass, then shitting in her mouth.
I just gave you the sloppy fupa, I fucked your mom in the ass and shit in her mouth.
Sloppy Fupa by SickLikeTheWind August 4, 2008

sloppy joe

when a guy recieves falatio from a female, he thrusts her head downward on his penis forcing her to throw up all over you.
Aw man! i was getting blown by michele and she gave me a sloppy joe
sloppy joe by alex[tptf] March 4, 2008

Sloppy Joe

When two girls are scissoring and their beef touches
Guy: You think those two girls got their sloppy joe on last night?
Guy 2:They're roommates, those beefs were touchin all night.
Sloppy Joe by cunt burger 2 January 25, 2011

sloppy pillow 

sopapillas...the a deep fried Hispanic dough dessert served at american mexican restaurants.
The waiter brought out a sloppy pillow for each guest.

Sloppy joe

the act of taking a "greaser shit"(taking a large dump with a dip of tabacco) not wiping your ass. leaving the shit bake in your toilet for weeks then taking a shower with shit still covering your ass then keeping the dip in for weeks at a time.
dude that was a hell of a sloppy joe.
my ass stunk for weeks after that sloppy joe.. but my dip is still great.

boomer simms and azdum all three took a sloppy joe in grammies bathroom at one point in time.DAMN!

sloppy 3rd 

blow job
last night i fucked her right after she gave me sloppy 3rd.
sloppy 3rd by ak November 14, 2003