by skidd18 February 04, 2020
A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."
Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
by YouGoodBro? November 18, 2020
A person obsessed with upholding fiat currency, like the US dollar, to the detriment of cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin.
by GasMachine February 23, 2021
by Handy_manny69 December 25, 2020
by donutkiller September 20, 2020
Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.
by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020
The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".
by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020