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September 30th 

September 30th is national joe day, you have to say ¨hey Joe what's your last name¨ to everyone you meet, even if they're not called Joe. Then the person you asked it is forced to reply ¨Joe Mama¨ with no exceptions.
¨Oh it's september 30th it's national Joe day.¨
¨Hey Joe what's your last name
¨Joe Mama¨
September 30th by xXPopeMolesterXx September 30, 2019

september 20th 

the radest most osum dudes are born on this amazing day which grants the baby jesus with his magic tricks and tom fuckery because they all have masive fuck off cocks but a down side of this magic is that the cunts that are usually born on this day are stupid as FUCK

September 27 

National Why Don't We day!!!! If you don't know who Why Don't We is... Then you are probably NOT a {Limelight} but if you don't kniw them I'm just gonna say this... They're a boyband. Anyways on National Why Don't We day you need to wear green, yellow, or you could just wear their merch. Either one is great!!! But if you don't want to do it it's ok you don't have to :)
Guy 1: DUDE IT'S SEPTEMBER 27!!! IT'S NATIONAL WHY DON'T WE DAY!!!

Guy 2: LETS WEAR YELLOW AND GREEN DUDE!!!

Guy 1: OKAY DUDE!!!!

September 7th 

A girl named Sydney's Birthday
Mady: OMG it's September 7th Happy Birthday Syd
September 7th by Https/.Sydney November 3, 2019

September 20

The Remembrance of The Great Area 51 raid
September 20 is The Remembrance of The Great Area 51 raid
September 20 by Ky <3 November 6, 2019

September 1 

The great day of goodness and sweetness

And joy happy birthday to all your summer babies ❤️And piece
Dang my birthday is September 1 I can’t wait to be lit epic you are you know what it is
September 1 by Reny Pooh December 10, 2019