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Guitar Swag

1). When girls flock to guys playing guitars, regardless of the guy's skill. Guys with this kind of guitar swag are usually extremely attractive to begin with.

2). Holding and/or playing a guitar solely for the purpose of attracting members of the opposite sex. The people with this kind of guitar swag are often devoid of actual talent and/or skill.

3). The results of actually being awesome at playing guitar, to the point that the ladies flock. The ones who possess this kind of guitar swag often are too busy being awesome at guitar to notice all the ladies.

See: Guitar slut, guitar whore.
It's your guitar swag, dude. Wake up.
by Theodore Geisel April 12, 2011
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lag swag

When there is too much going on in one game that your console can't keep up with it and freezes. Particularly in the Facility of Goldeneye for N64.

If you have all 4 players in the room with the colored pillars shooting automatics and running around the pillars you will experience lag swag.
"Hey guys, meet me in the pillared room, I want to lag swag it out."
by deathlytriforce October 18, 2013
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Gibson Swag

Having Gibson Swag makes you a lethal weapon to all females. You have a Brave heart and you know what women want... all while being as smooth and sexy as a Gibson guitar.

Caution: Gibson Swag has been known to put women in cardiac arrest... do not use Gibson Swag on women with weak hearts or the elderly.
Guy at bar: Did you see that? He just smiled at her and she took her clothes off.

Girl at bar: That's because he has Gibson Swag! I did the same thing when he walked through the door. His swag is lethal!
by Gibson Swagger April 13, 2012
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Swag Jutsu

Its a Jutsu that makes your swag Level increase by 99. Only the best master can use it and Increase the swag from other persons drastically.
You are captured in the SWAG Jutsu
by Saint Alexandrus March 15, 2021
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Swag Grenade

When someone has so much swag that the onlooker feels like they were hit with a grenade of pure swaggage.
Jeff: Hey man, you heard of that mofo Tyler the Creator?
Cliff: Yeah what about him?
Jeff: I saw a pic of him man. Felt like I was hit with a swag grenade!
Cliff: For serious???
Jeff: For definitely.

Christy: Hey you dropped somethin.
Robin: *looks down*
Christy: Your swag!
Robin: That's a lie! That onlooker there took one glance at me and she looked like she was hit with a swag grenade!
Christy: You're right. Forgive me.
by John Enken September 30, 2011
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swag daddy

a cool person, nicknamed by a large group of people, for being swaggy where usually people of that type wouldn't be so.
Student: Wow, Mr. Flude the maths teacher is the biggest swag daddy out!
Student 2: I know, right.
by DemiDoge August 21, 2014
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mad swag

The type of swag that is out of this world. Usually attained by maximum douchebaggery and always includes designer sunglasses often worn indoors
"Yo check that douche bag out in his 2004 infinity rocking those Versace shades, he thinks he's got mad swag"
by FHJ_TO June 25, 2014
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