by Leistung October 23, 2017
by xxSimonexx June 04, 2015
While tossing salad (The licking or eating in and around the ass) feces comes out accidently of your partner causing major feces stains around your lips and your chin.
by Annford October 27, 2006
Laura Draleau..some ones father mis-pornunciated the way she spelt her Screen Name..it was really Loopylaura..
by Joe November 13, 2003
Eggs that are fried a little less better than what they ought to be fried. Frying is normally done by an ungrateful whore of a wife and are typically found in Boone County, WV.
Slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.
Slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.
"And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck, I said if you wanna live to see tomorrow you better start fryin dem eggs a little bit better than what you been fryin em. I'm tried of eatin sloppy slommy eggs" -- Jesco White
by therealnigerwoods June 21, 2011
The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 29, 2009
A sex move where the man lays on his back and holds the woman up with his shins and holds her arms out like an F-14 Tomcat while she gives him a blowjob
Goose: “You hooked up with the flight instructor?”
Maverick: “She gave me a Sloppy Top Gun”
*high fives*
Maverick: “She gave me a Sloppy Top Gun”
*high fives*
by GuyNiorPrivateEye September 01, 2022