Sloppy Loppy

Laura Draleau..some ones father mis-pornunciated the way she spelt her Screen Name..it was really Loopylaura..

Joe sloppy loppy IMed u today

by Joe November 13, 2003

sloppy smarge

A sloppy smarge is an alcoholic beverage consisting of a large ratio of Smirnoff vodka to ABC Cream Soda. A sloppy smarge contains greater than 30% alcohol by volume (at least 4:1 ratio vodka:cream soda).

Dude those sloppy smarges messed me up bad!

by Jomamma Gator April 20, 2008

sloppy anal

When ever you suck some shit out of your partners asshole.

Yo bro I gave Samantha some sloppy anal

Dude that's disgusting

by Leistung October 23, 2017

Sloppy Boots

A person with multiple children with multiple people.

Umm gurl that man is sloppy boots. You don't want him.

by xxSimonexx June 5, 2015

sloppy slommy eggs

Eggs that are fried a little less better than what they ought to be fried. Frying is normally done by an ungrateful whore of a wife and are typically found in Boone County, WV.

Slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.

"And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck, I said if you wanna live to see tomorrow you better start fryin dem eggs a little bit better than what you been fryin em. I'm tried of eatin sloppy slommy eggs" -- Jesco White

by therealnigerwoods June 21, 2011

sloppy split seconds

The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.

I go first because I hate sloppy seconds, especially sloppy split seconds.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 28, 2009

Sloppy Top Gun

A sex move where the man lays on his back and holds the woman up with his shins and holds her arms out like an F-14 Tomcat while she gives him a blowjob

Goose: “You hooked up with the flight instructor?”
Maverick: “She gave me a Sloppy Top Gun”
*high fives*

by GuyNiorPrivateEye September 1, 2022