When you see somebody from your childhood or x number of years ago and start to talk about how your lives are going.
They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
Hey John! I haven't seen you for ages! What are you up to these days?
Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!
How about you?
I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?
*LIFE SLAP!*
Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!
How about you?
I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?
*LIFE SLAP!*
by grudge_bearer December 4, 2010
Get the life slap mug.When someone fills there butt-hole with air and then someone slaps it and they let out a little poop.
Dan: what happened to you lastnight?
Jake: oh my god dude, Jane wanted to try this new thing called woppie slap. i didnt know what it was till it was already done.
Dan: I have heard about woopie slaps, thats disgusting dude.
Jake: oh my god dude, Jane wanted to try this new thing called woppie slap. i didnt know what it was till it was already done.
Dan: I have heard about woopie slaps, thats disgusting dude.
by Lotussss January 11, 2011
Get the Woppie Slap mug.In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019
Get the Poop Slap mug.A means of resolving a conflict by physically pointing at someone, and then slapping them so hard that they get the point.
by Bizznasty August 20, 2005
Get the point slap mug.The signature move of the bassists Davie504.
A move that is used to break a tie breaker or finish a opponent in a BASS battle.
A move known as The Holy Slap, THE BEST BASS MOVE PERFORMED BY THE SLAPPER "Davie504
The screen is then bathed in the Holy light for a few seconds after the move is performed.
A move that is used to break a tie breaker or finish a opponent in a BASS battle.
A move known as The Holy Slap, THE BEST BASS MOVE PERFORMED BY THE SLAPPER "Davie504
The screen is then bathed in the Holy light for a few seconds after the move is performed.
by Roeclean April 20, 2020
Get the The Holy Slap mug.He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.
by Tellitubby August 15, 2017
Get the british slap mug.A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:
"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"
Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"
Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!
by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010
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