My scumsurance company is overcharging me again!!
by Klinkhammer January 17, 2019
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Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'
A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.
by falsetokaiba May 3, 2019
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Other definitions include, but are not limited to:
-Pedophile
-Cheater
-Tinywiener
-The guy who is a 4/10 at best and married a 10/10 cosplayer and needed to cheat on her with someone who is also a 4/10 on a good day
-Dickhead
-Adulterer
-Just a cunt really
Other definitions include, but are not limited to:
-Pedophile
-Cheater
-Tinywiener
-The guy who is a 4/10 at best and married a 10/10 cosplayer and needed to cheat on her with someone who is also a 4/10 on a good day
-Dickhead
-Adulterer
-Just a cunt really
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to that scumbag?
Person 2: Yeah things are pretty much done for ProJared.
Person 2: Yeah things are pretty much done for ProJared.
by TheRealKerst May 10, 2019
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by Pheir July 16, 2019
Get the Scumbag mug.Joey: "Mr. Thompson waited until June 13th to post the grade for my midterm. Took my final grade in the class down from a B to a C."
Steve: "Couldn't you ask for a redo or extra credit or something?"
Joey: "Not a chance. School had already been out for a week."
Steve: "Damn. Looks like you got scumbag shawed."
Steve: "Couldn't you ask for a redo or extra credit or something?"
Joey: "Not a chance. School had already been out for a week."
Steve: "Damn. Looks like you got scumbag shawed."
by losercollegekid April 4, 2019
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