Salami

Gorgeous hunk of man, who can be used for amazing things of any kind, and is also a very delectable snack

Dayumm Salami you looking fine today!

by personwhowritesstuff January 26, 2011

hide the salami

A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

salad dodger

A person who is overweight.

Kelly Clarkston is a total salad dodger.

by muffon August 31, 2006

Salad Dodger

Someone who is overweight, rotund, obese, fat

See the person over there they look like a real salad dodger.

by David Paton May 27, 2007

salami-ing

The process of searching or deciding on which salami you like the best. Done by visiting meat shops and deli's where ever possible.

When Jerry went salami-ing, he realized that his favorite salami is smoked german salami.

by dfathers December 12, 2007

salamified

To pwn someone so hard in Gears of War, that they revert to a life of solitude and salami binging.

Dude, you should have seen me, I salamified the host with the gnasher shotgun!

by Son of Dick February 3, 2009

salami pussy

When the lips a pussy are stuck to the sides of the pussy and are sticky like a piece of salami

Jason: Dayum look at that salami pussy nunzio: that shit looks sticky as fuck

by Whistle penisNator February 25, 2018