Real gamer

Someone who thinks they are a gamer, but ironically has barely if any sense of what a good game is.

"Man I love No Man Sky" said the real gamer.

by SnedgerIsAHoe April 17, 2019

real horror show

From the book "A Clockwork Orange": a good thing or something cool to look upon

I bashed him in the mouth and the blood started to flow, real horror show like...

by sohigh4219 April 17, 2005

real ass nigga

real nigga gettin money

tyrone gettin dat cash doe

tyrone is a real ass nigga

by zqrtballer November 16, 2013

Real Human Woman

A real human woman is someone of the female gender who is not pixilated but also is of the human species. Hence the term real human woman.

"Yo, man, I think she's one of those AI girls that just started being released."
"Nah, brotha, that's a Real Human Woman."

by Let's Pan!c March 13, 2020

Real Chance of Love

A television show on the channel Vh1. Real and Chance are brothers who got their own show called Real Chance of Love, where they try to find love my moving a bunch of hussies into a house and making the girls fight over them. Real and Chance came to Vh1 in order too fall in love with New York, who had a show called I Love New York. New York came to Vh1 in order to find love with Flavor Flav, on his show The Flavor of Love. Favor Flav came to Vh1 on the Surreal Life - but that has nothing to do with Real Chance of Love, and neither did half of this definition - but it gets the point across that Vh1 is pretty messed up. Real Chance of Love aired October, 2008

Person 1: are you going to watch Real Chance of Love tonite??

Person 2: Hell no.

by Max!@! March 24, 2009

Real Life Shit

RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.

John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."

Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."

John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."

by Cbear69 January 12, 2009

real axolotl hours

The hours between midnight and dusk when you start swimming on land/water craving that good shit

Joey: hey man, its real axolotl hours

Dave: no way man, last time I woke up in barbeque sauce

by Pure_On_Cancer February 21, 2018