Crippled retard

Mr.bobheimer

Mr.bobheimer is a crippled retard

by Fuck boy 56 October 25, 2019

Literal retard

People named Ragnar

Look at that literal retard, ah it's Ragnar what did you expect.

by Ragnar the retard September 23, 2022

Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

by pinkyandrexa March 3, 2011

commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.

/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"

by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021

Fire Retarded

When you intentionally set out to make a fire with bad intentions, but the fire never happens.

Person 1: I put my campfire right next to my pile of highly combustible twigs.
Person 2: Did you start a wildfire?
Person 1: No, I'm fire retarded.

by foxkat January 3, 2021

gigolo retard

a person of a man who at the same time being obnoxious with his flamboyancy also obstinate against his peers in a further obnoxious way

damn, that gigolo retard sure could need some help cooling down

by original nazarene July 21, 2021

retarded toes

When your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.

“Sydney has retarded toes. Look! Her big toe isn’t the biggest toe.”

by AdamCheats February 7, 2019