shit pipe

Little glass pipes you can make or usually buy at tobacco stores (oil burners) that you smoke crystal meth(shit, tweak) out of.

Me (To store clerk): Hey can I get an oil burner?
Clerk: Yes.. (Shows up 2 different kinds of shit pipes)
Me: Nah, let me get the skinner one please.
Clerk: Okay, that will be 5 dollars.
Me: **Thinks to self**....Fuck yah, my other pipe was all burnt and made the shit taste no bueno!

NOTE: Fuckin' stay away from the shit man, TRUST. 60% of the meth you buy on streets ain't even shit, more like toxic leftovers from the production process and crap that ameturs made and THINK is meth.

by Weslack November 16, 2006

stove pipe

A sexual position that is performed from a classic missionary style, from which the girl raises her ass in the air , and clutches her knees to her breasts. With the vaginal crevace aiming skyward, the man will step over her, aim his weiner downward at the vagina, insert it, and squat up and down as to provide friction that would result in the eventual spurting of the wang. A stove pipe can also be performed using the asshole and the weiner. This is also called a stove pipe.

I stovepiped your wife.

by Dirty Dog March 27, 2003

Reverse Alaskan Pipeline

Derived from the Alaskan Pipeline, the Reverse Alaskan Pipeline is practically the same as the Alaskan Pipeline except instead of leaving the seran wrap or condom around the feces you remove it after its frozen and proceed to have sex with it. Some people prefer this over the Alaskan Pipeline because they enjoy having sex with it as it melts back to its mucky state.

Slut : I gave myself a Reverse Alaskan Pipeline last night after I read about it on UD.

Guy : WTF WHY?

Slut : It felt soooo good but it was sooo messy.

by PR0XY July 19, 2009

james pipe

a gay guy from hethersett who uses hair straightners and dildos.

Jim: look fred bet that guy knows pipe
Fred: wich guy jim
Jim:da geezer in the thong
Fred:oh ye a guy in a thong he must know pipe
Jim: true, very true

by Jonny waterhouse June 29, 2004

side pipe

When one man stelthely approaches another man from the side and rubs his man parts against another man's side. The man then shouts"Side Pipe". This activity typicaly takes place on Saturdays to celebrate "Side Pipe Saturday" .

Background: These types of games evolved from "Man Love Monday" where heterosexual men isolated from women while working in the logging camps of North Central West Virginia playfully turned to one and other to cope with isolation and lonleiness.

While Standing in the lunch line Rich snuck up on Mike and side piped him.

by Floyd Waterdriver August 23, 2011

alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is where you take a crap, freeze it, and then put the turd up a girl like a dildo.

That alaskan pipeline really hurt Becca's small vagina.

by Napoaleon November 9, 2007

pikes

Pointed shoes worn by goths, like winklepickers.
Usually ankleboots with buckles. Pikes are a staple of the classic "trad" goth look, usually worn with tight jeans or leggings tucked inside them. Usually flat soled, (for the blokes) but some women wear a stiletto heeled version.

"Typical Goth dress items include capes, pikes, long coats and laced-up trousers."

by Zoggi July 2, 2006