Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
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Get the patrick heimdal mug.The Patrick Effect is a statistical phenomenon discovered in Austria.
It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.
It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.
'Bro, last week he told me we would hang out but I haven't heard anything from him since.'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'
by Dr. Mr. Me June 20, 2018
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Get the Patrick mug.This guy is unique and special, not only because he exudes sex appeal but he's also very down to earth and has a showcase of different personalities. He's intelligent, he's funny. He can also be very headstrong and aggressive when it comes to his beliefs. He's all about spreading a positive aura to those around him while being the life of the party. He wants everybody happy not just himself. Most importantly he's the friend everybody should have but people fear him because they are intimated. Truth be told, you need to find yourself a friend like him because he is special and once you do. You'll know for yourself
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