titty smack

Adjective : fucking awesome. very cool. the greatest thing to happen.

speaking to a buddy "Dude - I got the internship man. Buddy responds "That's titty smack!"

by bobbyboyrulez February 6, 2009

Titty Fuck

verb: more fun word of saying Boob Job

Man, see that chick she does one hell of a boo-
Stop right there! you mean Titty Fuck

by John Joseph June 16, 2008

hillbilly titties

Titties that are lop-sided and hairy. Sometimes the nipples may be pointed in different directions, or moles may be present.

Jane had nice titties, but her friend's titties were hillbilly titties.

by jimmydean69 November 22, 2011

Jesus Titties

1) The best way of saying "Jesus Christ" without offending god.

2) Sometimes used when someone surprises you

1) Bill: hey Bob, did u know we have to work tomorrow?

Bob: but tomorrow is a Sunday.

Bill: i know the boss is being a real douche.

Bob: Jesus Titties!


2) (douche bag lurking in the shadows jumps out and shouts: BOOOOOO!!!

Person: Jesus Titties!

by candyman7766453 December 9, 2008

titty gulp

Entire tit in mouth.

I got lucky last night and got titty gulped.

by Tittygulp22 January 11, 2010

Straight-Titties

Adj. Beyond "sweet".

Mike's newly restored Chevy Camaro is "straight-titties".

by The Ohio Ape June 1, 2009

sometime titties

Sometime titties are the effect that some girl's possess when it seems like some days their titties are "scrumptious" and supplemental, but then on other days the titties are unnoticed and hidden. Hence, sometime titties.

Boy1: Dang man.. I coulda sworn shawty had some D's the other day.. what happened??
Boy2: Man you know she got them sometime titties.! One day they D's.. The next they poof.. gone!

by killatrevo3 April 12, 2011