Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry
by Friend of the GOAT 🐐 March 24, 2021
Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
by walkin-dead December 04, 2011
An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.
still a DILF though
still a DILF though
by kindersuprise October 30, 2020
A man or a woman who, based on their talent(s), becomes a success; especially in the movie or music industry.
Those Johnnys and Fannys are shooting stars and will make it to the big time at last.
It's all well and good that the TV/film and music industry desires more diversity however it is also for the best not to overlook all of the struggling johnnys and fannys.
-MisterSmithIt
It's all well and good that the TV/film and music industry desires more diversity however it is also for the best not to overlook all of the struggling johnnys and fannys.
-MisterSmithIt
by MisterSmithIt May 24, 2017
The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition
by shady guy meth January 26, 2022
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