Slime Out Johnny Day

National day to slime out Johnny. Swiss cheese his ahh

Today is national slime out Johnny day

by Johnnykilla September 6, 2025

Johnny Nigger Fingers

A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.

I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone

by anonymous November 24, 2023

Johnny

Large red bearded man who simps for small blonde girls

That guy just met her and he’s already a Johnny

by Trickdaddy May 24, 2023

guy Johnny

Someone who love being ass fucked by their girlfriend on the daily. Although when in contact with friends will act appalled at the thought.

"Dude did you see how he was walking?" "Yea he's a total guy Johnny"

by Goobler October 28, 2023

Johnny mustang

Anybody who drives a Ford Mustang, especially one who shows it off.

Oh look, here comes Johnny Mustang up on the left.

by jay gee November 27, 2020

Johnny Depped

To have the tip of your finger sliced off

Billy was gonna bartend this weekend, but he got Johnny Depped with a steak knife. I don't think he's gonna make it in.

by RicoSloppay May 12, 2022

Johnny Watson

The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.

Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...

by Rtomo July 29, 2018