Kansas soup kitchen

When your significant other vomits in your rectum and then feed it to the homeless

Hey what times the kansas soup kitchen?

by Ryan Jarvis December 20, 2020

soup kitchen cunt

A sweaty, greasy oompa-loompa (see willy wonka movie) style female, all races inclusive, who thinks she is queen of the kitchen. Usually found fondalling the food in a cheap city restaurant kitchen. Hairy ears a bonus

Hey, did you see that soup kitchen cunt lift her greasy hair off the grille....nice food all the same!

by timboambo May 20, 2010

dick in my soup

When someone messes up your plans. Similar to: When someone rains on your parade.

You really messed me up, you had to go and put your dick in my soup.

by Ruth E March 11, 2006

Chicken br00tal soup

Death metal and/or grindcore so br00tal it makes one's brain into soup.

"Hey Dave, how was the Napalm Death show?"

"Man, it was intense... it made my brain turn into chicken br00tal soup!"

by ChickenBr00talSoup April 13, 2008

Invisible lead soup

Falls from Power lines due to heavy electricity

"Invisible Lead Soup can bounce destructivley, flattening villages"

by chrissyal January 16, 2006

Hot cup of soup

Farting into your cupped hand and quickly shoving it over someones mouth .

You would say,"Hey Bill, how about a hot cup of soup" as you are swinging your cupped hand full of hot molten fart quickly twords his face, giving him no time to react. Hopefully resulting in deep inhalation ...

by smooth1 December 14, 2008

Snot Rag Soup

A traditional American soup consisting of slippery snot, used tissues, and warmed up toilet bowl water.

I made my son snot rag soup over the weekend after he caught a cold.

by Dannie Desantie December 28, 2020