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Load Barking

The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.
Her life is so great and my life sucks. Why doesn't her dog stop that load barking?
by Exertus January 31, 2021
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smyess load

(sm-yes) n. an overly decorated or exaggerated person, place, or thing;
v. to greatly overdo something; most frequently used to refer to one's appearance
Dude...either take off the necklace, the bracelet, the earrings, the chain wallet, the watch, the belt buckle, the sunglasses, or the hat, because you are totally smyess loading it.
by Tsnake250 January 1, 2008
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Loaded Banana

A Loaded Banana is a penis with foodstuffs on it, (Whipped Cream, Honey, Candy, etc.) to be presumably eaten off or during fellatio.
Remember fruit by the foot?”
Of course! I gave my girl a Loaded Banana with it while she sucked me off and she loved it.”
by Spuamico May 31, 2025
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Load twins

A term used to describe two men who have deposited their load into the same partner in the same hole in a threesome. Conceptually similar to "Eskimo Brothers". Popularized by the show English Teacher on hulu.
After their bareback threesome, Chad and Tommy would be load twins for life.
by AliasFakename October 28, 2025
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Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!
You two are a couple of virgins yall know that?
Oh, blow loads Jerry!
by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024
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Nebraskan Bloated Load

The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.
Friend: Hey man how did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: she called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024
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Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex
Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.
by Sexydimma October 4, 2024
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