German Things

When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play

Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help!
She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!

by Quagmire Apprentice December 13, 2024

Stone german

Stone is acc the bolloks see him on nights out all the time he always messing about with his ankle cause that’s how big his knob is. Would love a peice of that one day

Give me a stone german

by Sdog May 20, 2019

Stone German

He is acc the bolloks he has a massive knob don’t know how he is the bolloks at Most things wish I could be like him one day

I wish I could be a stone German

by Sdog May 20, 2019

german weird

There's getting weird, then there's getting German weird. It's a whole new level of kinky.

If your girl asks to get German weird don't be surprised if you get a feather duster in your ass.

by Danabolic December 28, 2016

German Falafel Girl

Cute German girl who likes to rave, loves falafel and likes to be gifted a falafel once in a while.

Wow she is such a "German Falafel Girl"

by AsianDanger November 22, 2021

german snowball

A slurpee with jäger in it

Dude 1: get me a German snowball slave

by snow german May 02, 2016

German trumpet

An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.

Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.

by Nk1992 March 27, 2016