the mud mask

when you 69, and the person on top shits on their partners face

i just gave that chick the mud mask

by Earl Shithead August 8, 2009

Mud Turtle

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd

My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.

by ChuckNnancy August 11, 2019

Mud-digger

A white guy who prefers black chicks

Man chad only fucks black girls. Such a mud-digger

by No88e January 9, 2019

mud pack

When the butt crack of a basketball is dragged down the face of a defender, or team mate as he descends from a dunk.

Did you see the mud pack that Kobe Pryant got when Derrick Rose dunked on him?!!!

by Chocolate Prince November 18, 2011

mud shark

Man who exclusively hunts blantons.

Need a four to hit to get me that Mud
~ Mud Shark

by DoubleBogeyBoy July 27, 2022

Mud Flap

An empty scrotum or ball sack.

Pat was born without balls but still has a sack dangling; when he's getting pounded from behind, it acts as a mud flap to keep shit from getting all over the place.

by M F Fuckenstuff July 1, 2016

mud maker

Your Ass!

Boy it hurt when I use my Mud Maker.

by Blaine December 20, 2002