A euphemism for masturbation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
by teh_universe May 16, 2010
"girl let me check my macsess card, so I can get some food up in here."
"Did you get your mac-sess benefits yet"
"Did you get your mac-sess benefits yet"
by ckh/lala April 26, 2006
A swearword, ironically used.
by Ani_inactive July 29, 2021
A term used when a certain individual would like to inform one of his fellow companions about an individual moving in a quick manner, or an individual hurting somebody in an anti-social way.
by Marvin the penguin November 16, 2007
by deokp April 11, 2022
the act of stroking meat on video and sending it to a girl with black hair the sender of the video must be a chopped ahh boy and plays hockey
by porkslimenut December 15, 2023
by ThatCanuck420 December 16, 2024