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Mikey

A lil bitch who never (always) gives me love n he always fuckin complaining if he don’t get pussy within a few days. But he knows I love steak tortas n he always tryna get me to smoke even tho I don’t fuckin smoke. He likes breakfast food n getting his back scratched but he still a lil bitch.. Always making jokes too especially about sucking toes n eating ass. & he says he’s kidding but he jokes sm about it I’m starting to think he’s for real but I’ll let him anyway bc that’s my baby💖 N he spoils me with love, hugs, and kisses 25/8 that’s why he’s the best. Total package & I just wanna be so good to him bc I know we both have trust issues and crazy ass ex’s, he deserves better💜 and he my lil kickin ass Reggie Kray so I know imma always be good with him around even tho he my lil baby in private💓 He’s a sweetheart n always makes me laugh with his lil corny goofy jokes so I pretend like I’m mad even though I know he’s kidding just so he can hold on to me and pull me closer🥰
by Asianpersuasion54321 January 29, 2020
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Mikey

Yo Mikey stfu capper
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Mikey

Mikey is one of the youngest artists in the game being only 17 years of age. Mikey has managed to gain international buzz sitting at currently 20 thousand followers on the social media site Instagram as of March 2020. Mikey has accessed a strong fanbase off of creating club based music which accompanied different types of audiences from all sides of the world. Mikey is currently the biggest artist out of Melbourne and im sure many people from his home town and across the world would like to see much more from him.
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Mikey is a fat bastatd.
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Mikey is a fat usless bastats.
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Mikey McDonough

Mikey is a mole rat who styles his hair just like sonic the hedgecunt. He thinks hes big just because he wakes up early to go to the gym when in reality hes just a skinny asswipe. His only redeeming quality is that he kinda of looks like the demonic and unchristian offspring of Derek Zoolander and a fucking dead rat
"Ew tf is that?"
"Thats Mikey McDonough"
"Ew"
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Mikey mitsuda

( Mikey mitsuda) has a shrimp dick that doesn’t satisfy women
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