The phenomenon that occurs when a person is very much in a hurry to arrive at a designated location (I.E. meeting, job interview, date, rendezvouz, etc.) but hits every red light on the way said location, causing him or her to arrive significantly later than expected
Guy #1: "Hey man, I thought you said you were gonig to be here in ten minutes?"
Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."
Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."
by Always L8 July 11, 2010
Get the Red Light Expressmug. by BiracialBoy July 6, 2014
Get the sexy light skinmug. Much like the term wake n' bake, night n' light is just the phrase for when you're a chronic smoker of marijuana at nighttime hours.
Tom: Dude, I love to wake n' bake every morning. Getting high in the morning makes me so ready to take on the day.
Jerry: I feel that, but I'd rather night n' light. That way, I can relax completely knowing I have no more responsibilities and can burn recklessly with all my friends.
Jerry: I feel that, but I'd rather night n' light. That way, I can relax completely knowing I have no more responsibilities and can burn recklessly with all my friends.
by captain mary jane October 24, 2009
Get the Night n' Lightmug. Girl: Oo he got green led
Girl2: OMD you should meet up with him he would love to talk with you he defo got Green LED lights on purpose
Girl2: OMD you should meet up with him he would love to talk with you he defo got Green LED lights on purpose
by Imhungry27 October 20, 2021
Get the Green LED lightsmug. a place free from sexual exploitation and human trafficking. It is known for liberating, collaborative, and restorative practices.
by lyss21 March 24, 2021
Get the green light districtmug. A typical event in video games that occurs when there are so many flashing lights on a screen at a given time that you cannot focus on anything, let alone the character you are controlling. It is most common in action games. The term originated from the YouTube channel girlfriend reviews.
Sam: Hey Jake. How are ya doing?
Jake: Pretty tired. I stayed up all night training for the upcoming Smash tournament.
Sam: That game is just diarrhea Christmas lights. I can barely see what I’m doing half the time because there’s so much action on the screen.
Jake: Pretty tired. I stayed up all night training for the upcoming Smash tournament.
Sam: That game is just diarrhea Christmas lights. I can barely see what I’m doing half the time because there’s so much action on the screen.
by The Phantasm July 25, 2021
Get the Diarrhea Christmas Lightsmug. When driving by a house with a green porch light on, Make sure to honk your horn in support of Marijuana use. Or knock on the door for a trick or treat.
Hey, look at that house with a green porch light, lets honk to support pot heads everywhere. If you knock you might get lucky, as someone could be waiting with a sack or a joint to share with you.
by Katesterz June 14, 2023
Get the GREEN PORCH LIGHTmug.