what to eat when the world goes to hell...(see nuclear winter, bleeding hearts, in-fighting....and also political confusion)
it was cold and food was gone....we had to eat the left, they were such easy targets what with the big signs protesting the 'war of 30 seconds,' as it came to be known, in which one ICBM caused 300 "defensive measure" warheads launch, ergo...mutually assured destruction caused all of us to go underground. We came out 30 years later and all that was left was the left...out on plains...with signs, as if that would change anything now. Thus, we ate them.
by isochronal February 9, 2005
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Usually spoken after hysterical laughter.
South Jersey slang.
Usually spoken after hysterical laughter.
South Jersey slang.
by 6Svart6Metallz6 March 30, 2010
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"Jeff to the Left" is a poker card game similar to "screw your neighbor". Each player must start with 3 sets of poker chips - (usually valued at a dollar each). The dealer deals 1 card to all players face down and the player with the lowest hand (Ace-low, King-high) must pay 1 of their 3 sets of poker chips. The twist to the game is the person immediately to the left of the dealer starts the action by stating their card is good or they can trade this card to the person to their left and that person can trade to the person to his left and so on. A player with a King does not have to trade their card even if the person to his right demands it. If the card makes it's way to the dealer, the dealer may select the top card on the stack. If there is a tie for the lowest card, both players must throw in one chip each. If the dealer is eliminated, the player to his left becomes the new dealer. Last player remaining takes the pot.
by Defcon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010
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Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.
person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here
person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk
person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk
by madahajalakaqawaeara July 1, 2022
Get the my dad left to get milk mug.The act of turning left when the light turns green in front of oncoming traffic, even though in no state in the US does anybody EVER have the right of way in this instance. AKA-another East Coast piss poor driving move.
Dude 1: "A jack-hole cut me off on the way to work this morning trying to pull a Jersey Left."
Dude 2: "Damn people can't drive for crap around here."
Dude 2: "Damn people can't drive for crap around here."
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Get the to the left mug.A Memphis Left is a meneuver where a motor vehicle (particularly a pick-up truck) makes a left turn directly from the far right lane of a road comprised of four or more lanes.
A Memphis Right is just the opposite... where a vehice makes a right turn directly from the far left lane of such a road.
The phrase was coined from the observation that these meneuvers happen most frequently in Memphis, Tennesse.
A Memphis Right is just the opposite... where a vehice makes a right turn directly from the far left lane of such a road.
The phrase was coined from the observation that these meneuvers happen most frequently in Memphis, Tennesse.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
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