Schwantz Licker

Schwantz Licker is an ancient term used for anyone who is a douchebag, ass hole, jerk off, etc. Schwantz meaning dick or penis so it's the equivalent to calling someone a dick licker.

Kevin: Hey Chuck why are you a schwantz licker?

Chuck: I don't know why?

Kevin: Cause schwantz is a cock and you love licking cock.

by Kevin The Body December 16, 2008

Locker Fishing

When you go to the gym and there is no one next to your locker, but when you go to leave the gym and there are people at or near yours. They impede your ability to get ready. Therefore you put out your "lure" and you "fish" by attracting others around your locker.

It was nice to get to the gym and work out, but I realize my locker fishing attracted an old guy who decided to pass gas while I was getting dressed.

by otherdamian December 1, 2009

fifo licker

it is a term associated with the word fifo.. it means a rug muncher, or a cunt sucker

ur such a fifo licker!

by a rondom person June 22, 2004

winda licker

any stupid or retarded individual that is doing something mindless

look at that winda licker he gonna wipe out on that ice!

by dj masta P June 23, 2008

Window Licker

Someone of low intelligence who believes they must lick the window in order to clean it.

Mike's ex wife Jill is such a window licker she lost her job at Walmart and got hired as a window washer at IBM. She then proceeded to lick the windows in order to clean them. When her boss caught her doing this she was fired from IBM as well. Jill is a big fat window licker.

by Bumpy Grey December 20, 2008

Hurt Locker

An example of American self delusion. A joke played by film makers to cash in on public sympathy.

That Hurt Locker movie was a preposterous piece of shit that would only appeal to Yankee teenagers to glorify war.

by the CATSASS March 8, 2010

meecrob licker

peice of shit licker and andrew eat meecrob

andrew is a meecrob licker

by Cory & Ck May 1, 2003