jew off

a derogatory cry,not unsimilar to 'wank off' or 'fuck off'

your only going to give me €20 your this signed Barry Manilow LP? Jew off!

by alkalinesam February 26, 2005

niggah jew

a nigger, or a blakc male/female, who has a large jew like nose.

Damn! Lisa you know your boyfriend is a niggah jew! His nose could be seen from a mile away!

by taychuknow March 12, 2010

jew bagel

A bagel usually comprised of cream cheese. Said to called a jew bagel as many jews eat this delicacy as a breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the bagel and cream cheese
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!

by Martyre gall November 25, 2007

Ashkenazi Jews

Ethnic Jews that originate mostly from Eastern Europe. They have the highest IQ of any of any other ethnic group.

Albert Einstein, Allen Greenspan, Milton Friedman, Stanley Kubrick, Ayn Rand, etc. Damn those Ashkenazi Jews are fuckin' smart.

by Gary2389 April 28, 2008

Jew Bagel

Someone who is acting as selfishly as a Jew's Bagel.

You fucking Jew Bagel!!

by surfer1014 August 26, 2008

jew spot

A hiding spot used, typically in fps gaming, to surprise your opponents and get a close range kill on a key target, often from behind. These spots include high alcoves and perches, sharp corners or object large enough to crouch behind.

God damn i hate that enemy soldier; always hiding in retarded jew spots and trying to frag our medic. Fucking scrub.

by No Mercy Oracle May 10, 2010

jew spank

The act of being Jewish or helping/communicating with a person of Jewish decent.

Did you know that Nick is a jew spank?

by iMonsteriRawr October 20, 2010