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January 25

National kiss a guy that goes to Greenwood high school and happens to be a redhead and happens to have insane drip and happens to be 5’ 11” if you round up 6’ and happens to play basketball.
Wow I don’t even know it was January 25. Looks like I have to kiss my redhead.
by Erob921 January 24, 2022
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January 25

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 25
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
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January 22nd

National hookup with your ex day.

If you have an ex you have to hookup with them or you’re going to hell
Tom: dude i miss her so much
Mich: bro today’s national kiss your ex day
Tom: thank god for January 22nd
by Dumbledorethewizard January 21, 2020
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January 10

National molly day-special day to kiss or hug mollys
My names molly and my birthday national molly day on the January 10th
by Himydudes October 19, 2019
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17th January

The day for waifu appreciaton, worship your waifu, read some fanfics or whatever. Probably not so different from your daily life, loser!!

Also if your waifu is 02 she’s not approved here, shoo with her.
Yay I can’t wait to celebrate waifu day.

God you fucking weaboo.

Oh boy! It’s the 17th January! Time to masturbate :-)
by Kylzoii April 17, 2020
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January 22nd

The day the most beautiful man in the world died. His talents, accent, smile, and potential will be missed but remembered forever.
Guy: Well, there's an opening at the chapel on January 22nd.
Girl: NO!
Guy: What, why?
Girl: Because we're watching the Patriot that day so I can watch Heath Ledger die a patriotic death and pretend it's what really happened!
by CheyZan January 20, 2009
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January 28th

Me: hey! When’s you’re birthday?

You: January 28th why?
Me: oh haha you’re stupid then

You: yeah I know
by January 28th October 21, 2019
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