National eat your dads toes and your besties too !! Once you’re done that go around your neighbourhood yelling “KILL THE TURTLES” (as a joke ofc but still do it) and see the reaction on vsco girls/boys faces when they drop they hydroflask on the ground and yelling at you in vsco code !!
“I’ve been getting yelled at a lot today for saying stuff ‘bout turtles, do yk what going on?”
yeah- it’s January 9.
yeah- it’s January 9.
by i ate ur mums leg an’ ur toes December 12, 2020
Get the January 9mug. January 25
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
Get the January 25mug. National hookup with your ex day.
If you have an ex you have to hookup with them or you’re going to hell
If you have an ex you have to hookup with them or you’re going to hell
Tom: dude i miss her so much
Mich: bro today’s national kiss your ex day
Tom: thank god for January 22nd
Mich: bro today’s national kiss your ex day
Tom: thank god for January 22nd
by Dumbledorethewizard January 21, 2020
Get the January 22ndmug. by Himydudes October 19, 2019
Get the January 10mug. The day for waifu appreciaton, worship your waifu, read some fanfics or whatever. Probably not so different from your daily life, loser!!
Also if your waifu is 02 she’s not approved here, shoo with her.
Also if your waifu is 02 she’s not approved here, shoo with her.
Yay I can’t wait to celebrate waifu day.
God you fucking weaboo.
Oh boy! It’s the 17th January! Time to masturbate :-)
God you fucking weaboo.
Oh boy! It’s the 17th January! Time to masturbate :-)
by Kylzoii April 17, 2020
Get the 17th Januarymug. The day the most beautiful man in the world died. His talents, accent, smile, and potential will be missed but remembered forever.
Guy: Well, there's an opening at the chapel on January 22nd.
Girl: NO!
Guy: What, why?
Girl: Because we're watching the Patriot that day so I can watch Heath Ledger die a patriotic death and pretend it's what really happened!
Girl: NO!
Guy: What, why?
Girl: Because we're watching the Patriot that day so I can watch Heath Ledger die a patriotic death and pretend it's what really happened!
by CheyZan January 20, 2009
Get the January 22ndmug. Me: hey! When’s you’re birthday?
You: January 28th why?
Me: oh haha you’re stupid then
You: yeah I know
You: January 28th why?
Me: oh haha you’re stupid then
You: yeah I know
by January 28th October 21, 2019
Get the January 28thmug.