Jacob

Also known as Cameron, Rick, and James, Jacob is a kid who is a founding member of NHM and larps genuinely fucking everything from his name, to getting an Xbox, and to talking to foids.

Lukas: Yo
Jacob: I FUCKED 67 GIRLS TODAY AND MY SCHOOL GOT SHOT UP BOI

Jacob by UltimateAryan December 16, 2025

Jacob

Is absolutely madly in love with his hot big booth Latina girlfriend named Betzy, Latinas love Jacob, and Jacob’s tend to be packin

“Jacob is super cool, and his girlfriend is so hot, I wish I was Jacob”

Jacob by Lilbetzycakes January 2, 2026

Jacob

Jacob is an amazing person, but sometimes picks the wrong things without noticing and once he does notice its too late

First girl - "heyyy jacob ft??"
Second girl - "give me your phone rn"

Jacob - *hands phone to second girl*

Jacob by ykw.i.am - 1.9.24 January 10, 2026

Jacob Reed 

CRAZY.

Man, Jacob Reed is too crazy.

Jacob Reed by Demon the mistical pony December 31, 2011

jacob bae 

men sucks except this one he's fine. actually he's amazing and he's literally good in everything he does list it down singing dancing playing instruments basketball volleyball being a stuntman EVERYTHING. he even got good manners and very nice towards other human beings. and nice smiles. and he's a whole ass visual too. i love him you should do too. and he thirst traps. but it's fine i guess.

oh my god jacob bae **surprised noises**

i really love jacob bae

jacob bae by kevin best boy August 23, 2020

Jacob P. Galvatron

Also known as Megatron, The Ghost aka The Phantom Menace, JPG and Stormtrooper #1.

Leader of the Decepticons and the biggest drugs ring on Cybertron. Known to be involved in the smuggling of Tijuana Iguana and Diesel. Was once caught having a naked knife fight with Galactus by The National Enquirer.

Before becoming a galactic drug dealer, he worked as a prop gun on "Bonanza" and was thrown off the set of "The Crow" for killing Brandon Lee.

Jacob P. Galvatron is known to be an associate of Mack Daddy Wave, Fabio and Ricardo Montalbahn. Dislikes Connect Four and Optimus "Prime Time" Prime.

Jacob P. Galvatron was once romantically involved with Rosie from "The Jetsons". They had a son called Johnny 5.
Hurricane Katrina ain't got shit on him if we are led to be believed.

His adventures were chronicled in My Way Entertainment's "Transformers".

"Stormtrooper #1 aka your boy, JACOB P. GALVATRON!"

Jacob P. Galvatron by Mr. I'mbetterthanyou March 10, 2010

Jacob Clohisy 

A man who constantly works out with 0 gains.

Dude, I hope my effort at the gym doesn't turn me into a Jacob Clohisy.

Jacob Clohisy by MrCrackers99 February 12, 2019