Jacob

Also known as Cameron, Rick, and James, Jacob is a kid who is a founding member of NHM and larps genuinely fucking everything from his name, to getting an Xbox, and to talking to foids.

Lukas: Yo
Jacob: I FUCKED 67 GIRLS TODAY AND MY SCHOOL GOT SHOT UP BOI

by UltimateAryan December 16, 2025

Jacob

Is absolutely madly in love with his hot big booth Latina girlfriend named Betzy, Latinas love Jacob, and Jacob’s tend to be packin

“Jacob is super cool, and his girlfriend is so hot, I wish I was Jacob”

by Lilbetzycakes January 2, 2026

Jacob

Jacob is an amazing person, but sometimes picks the wrong things without noticing and once he does notice its too late

First girl - "heyyy jacob ft??"
Second girl - "give me your phone rn"

Jacob - *hands phone to second girl*

by ykw.i.am - 1.9.24 January 10, 2026