Jacob

Jacob is an amazing person, but sometimes picks the wrong things without noticing and once he does notice its too late

First girl - "heyyy jacob ft??"
Second girl - "give me your phone rn"

Jacob - *hands phone to second girl*

Jacob by ykw.i.am - 1.9.24 January 10, 2026

Jacob 

Jacob he’s a great guy a retard mostly can be a lil goofy but also good at video games sucks at siege but a W manz

Jacob so trash at siege 🤮

Jacob by Jmandagoattt July 16, 2025

Jacob 

A loser bum, he hates short people and has four eyes (not glasses). he tries to hit on women but fails because all he flexes is his fathers money so as a result he turned gay and is married to a white boy, blond hair, bum kid (short for band kid) named Sexter Isinme. He transitioned so that he can feel the pain of Sexter's dih. He played undertale and couldn't beat sans because his fingers kept getting stuck on the keyboard from the guava monster he spilt earlier. by the way, have you ever had a guava monster? that shit is so ass bro it doesn't even taste like guava! It tastes like sugar!! Have you ever had it? Have you? Do you even know what guava is? It’s a fruit! he HATES "To Pimp A Butterfly"

Women1 : "Stop talking to me Jacob"

Jacob by theREALJajob July 29, 2025

Jacob Reed 

CRAZY.

Man, Jacob Reed is too crazy.

Jacob Reed by Demon the mistical pony December 31, 2011

jacob bae 

men sucks except this one he's fine. actually he's amazing and he's literally good in everything he does list it down singing dancing playing instruments basketball volleyball being a stuntman EVERYTHING. he even got good manners and very nice towards other human beings. and nice smiles. and he's a whole ass visual too. i love him you should do too. and he thirst traps. but it's fine i guess.

oh my god jacob bae **surprised noises**

i really love jacob bae

jacob bae by kevin best boy August 23, 2020

Jacob P. Galvatron

Also known as Megatron, The Ghost aka The Phantom Menace, JPG and Stormtrooper #1.

Leader of the Decepticons and the biggest drugs ring on Cybertron. Known to be involved in the smuggling of Tijuana Iguana and Diesel. Was once caught having a naked knife fight with Galactus by The National Enquirer.

Before becoming a galactic drug dealer, he worked as a prop gun on "Bonanza" and was thrown off the set of "The Crow" for killing Brandon Lee.

Jacob P. Galvatron is known to be an associate of Mack Daddy Wave, Fabio and Ricardo Montalbahn. Dislikes Connect Four and Optimus "Prime Time" Prime.

Jacob P. Galvatron was once romantically involved with Rosie from "The Jetsons". They had a son called Johnny 5.
Hurricane Katrina ain't got shit on him if we are led to be believed.

His adventures were chronicled in My Way Entertainment's "Transformers".

"Stormtrooper #1 aka your boy, JACOB P. GALVATRON!"

Jacob P. Galvatron by Mr. I'mbetterthanyou March 10, 2010

Jacob Clohisy 

A man who constantly works out with 0 gains.

Dude, I hope my effort at the gym doesn't turn me into a Jacob Clohisy.

Jacob Clohisy by MrCrackers99 February 12, 2019