7-inch shlong
Mad separation issues
"Good at basketball"
Says "That's Game" whenever he does something minor
Has a hot layup form tho
Has had at least one girlfriend
Looks like a traffic cone with weird hair
And finally, an over 200 day snapchat streak with himself
Mad separation issues
"Good at basketball"
Says "That's Game" whenever he does something minor
Has a hot layup form tho
Has had at least one girlfriend
Looks like a traffic cone with weird hair
And finally, an over 200 day snapchat streak with himself
by notmyrealaccount July 24, 2017
Get the Jasonmug. Everyone copies him just because his hobbies and traits are like herpes, once you get them you can’t get rid of them.
by drummerboy10598 June 25, 2019
Get the Jason Bugmug. Jason is someone who has a mean streak. Jason can be a country music award. Because he drinks a lot of alcohol. Never drives drunk. A Jason has bedroom eyes. & is yummy.
Bend me over like Jason
by Nmk1319 July 30, 2025
Get the Jasonmug. Jasonis the kindest and sweetest person u will ever meet.He has a huge heart and is someone u always wanna be Around.He can be annoying at times but would do anything for his family and significant other.He loves playing games on his ps4 but always makes time for that one special person{in his life.
by Nana31519 September 16, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. The absolute love of my life
Jason Michael Mahaney, you are the most beautiful, intelligent, and absolutely perfect angel that has ever came into my life and I am beyond grateful for your existence<3 -Julia Ann Perry
by JuuuuliaPerry November 24, 2021
Get the Jason Michael Mahaneymug. a homosexual homosapien that never knows what to do with himself. bike life or no life? mustache or no mustache? blondes or brunettes? the world may never know. ;)
by candycrusher1703 February 9, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. 