The Italian Matador

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.
by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024
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An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.
Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).

It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
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italian spinone

Often seen leaning on people, throwing slobber on ceilings, climbing on stuff like a mountain goat and giving out their love in Italian Spinone doggie bags.
"An Italian Spinone is the best breed of dog in the World. No one could ask for a more loving canine companion" - Heidi Anne Morris
by ItalianSpinoneGifts December 22, 2015
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Italian Greyhound

When a woman wears a rabbit tail butt plug and a man cheses her around the house wearing a dog tail butt plug with dog mask. He has to catch her to eat her and of course hit it doggy style.
Wife : Bill and I did the Italian Greyhound last night and I've never came so much at once. He was such a good lil boy !
by Ham_Samich July 21, 2022
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Italians

It’s a funny word cos all old guys pronounce it eye-talians
Italians
by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024
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Italian

Fat ugly cunts who have hot mums. Their dads are also piss-weak faggots who are known to get absolutely tuned up by aboriginals dads.
Adam's an Italian cocksmoker
by pussyfartwhistle September 06, 2017
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Italian

An ethnicity some people say we aren't white some say we are, the truth is people from the south are more olive skinned so it might seem like that, but we are usually perceived as white.

The Hollywood normalisation of Italian isn't always true there are people with tan dark hair and a bit tasci(-plural of tascio someone who wears a lot of gold and shit) but usually you can find people with blonde hair and pale skin though the most common colour of hair is brown.

We love our families and food especially our trad food but not everyone does and that's ok it's not mandatory to like it.

We are not all linked to mafia even though it is a bad apple in our country that originated from Sicily (FML I am sicilian) that expanded to other countries especially US because of emigration.

We are usually kind and respectful just make sure not to meet a maranza, someone who is very tascio and wears Nike sets and gold chains and acts like a douche bag, but there is a little little minority of them who isn't a douche bag.

We love our country for our sea our country sides but most hate our government, and honestly as an Italian I've seen more foreign people love our country more than us tbh.
He's Italian he comes from Italy
by Ch4rli3isstupid February 21, 2024
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