toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

toasting my buns

Sun tanning. Yeah

I'm just here toasting my buns #postpicofyouatthepool

by Webartist June 22, 2014

Toast

Something that starts out soft, but when it gets hot, it gets hard. (Even better when buttered).

Arian: Gosh, I really hope Alicia sits on my toast tonight.

Alicia: Hmmm..maybe I'll butter Arian's toast tonight.

by Juice Layer November 21, 2009

Kiri Toast

The up coming God of this era

Bow down to Kiri Toast and beg for mercy

by KiriMotherFuckingToast February 27, 2023

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

toast girl

A very cute girl who knows how to make toast with butter, and bring it to you with a smile on her face.

hi, I am am the toast girl and here’s your toast

by glowbot4L December 31, 2022

French Toast Lover

A very dumb person who likes toxic boring people.

person 1: "She just asked Lucas out!"

person 2: "what a French toast lover"

by Simp Train January 11, 2022