Bacon Game

A game
RULES:
Poke someone
Hold out your hand
Say "bacon"
If they slap your hand before you move away, they win
If they don't, you win

Me- *poke* *holds out hand* BACON!!!
You- *tries to slap my hand*
Me- *moves hand*
You- Crap!
Me- HAHA I WIN! IN YOUR FACE SUCKA'!!! I just beat you at the Bacon Game!!!

by -insert_name_here- February 27, 2012

Make the bacon

To perform sex upon command.

Make the bacon, bitch.

See similar Making bacon and Make bacon

by CerebralStud February 7, 2012

bacon-up that ass

how to tell a girl her ass is too small, flat or boney.

Bacon-up that ass, Girl!

by Phluffhead October 25, 2005

lick the bacon strip

To perform oral sex on your gals fajita

ummmmmm come over here lou, that bacon your sizzling looks mighty juicy, i might have to cum and give it a good licken!!!!!

Wooooooooohh thats some juicy bacon hunny!

by M.D.L (Muff Diving Lord) May 14, 2004

Uncle Bacon Face

The term for the owner of a really fugly blemish covered face. Said face also contains horse-like features and a subtle smell of a low quality diner/breakfast buffet.

Co-Worker #1 : Hey, let's call that chick Uncle Bacon Face because she has zits and horse-like features.

Co-Worker #2 : That sounds like a swell idea and I am sure we're not going to hell at all for it!

Co-Worker #1 : Of course not!

by mateo goddardo May 14, 2008

Hold Your Bacon

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."
"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

by Chubmonkey July 2, 2008

High Fiving The Bacon

Slapping your hand down on a shaved vagina.

"During a TSA pat down, things got uncomfortable when the agent high fived my bacon." (Past tense of High Fiving The Bacon)

by YDoUAsk November 11, 2011