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Ur granny tranny lol

Bob: ur mom gay lol
Charlie: ur daddy lesbian lol
Bob: ur granny tranny lol
Charlie: *commits suicide*
by Litassdude March 10, 2018
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lol xbox is huge

What my friends say to me when I am talking on Messenger.
RP: Well I am going to play Xbox you dumb back-ender
Idiot: lol Xbox is huge
RP: So is your brain but unfortunately they are both lies.
Idiot: I am going to watch Spongebob
RP: *hits head with palm*
by RP January 24, 2005
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Fortnite balls lol sus

Fortnite balls lol sus is the bestest gamer pogchamp mood set fortnite number 1 victory royal gamer all the girls will want to eat ya poop
by Lanza s August 7, 2021
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your mom gay lol

The ultimate phrase used when you have been turned down and you really really need to get laid.
Person 1: Please please please fuck me...
Person 2: ew! No! You're disgusting.
Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: I take my words back, fuck me now!
Person 1: 😏
by SoRandom69 February 22, 2018
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LOL jk but seriously though

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously
Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .
by Lily Snape July 1, 2011
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your mum straight lol

One of the gayest insults on this planet out of all 69 planets there had to be this insult wtf
john: hey my homo brother nigga
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee
by Kylemuncher February 25, 2018
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youre mom gay, lol

Your maternal parental guardian is in fact a homosexual. There is no acceptable rebuttal that will not make one seem to be immensely offended except for the response "no u" which is the ultimate rebuttal. Upon having one's mother be called homosexual, Mexican youth will become extremely offended and claim that they will in fact end your life. To which the statement without exceptions ends with the verb, lol, denoting audible laughter.
"I would believe you if not for the fact that youre mom gay, lol."
youre mom gay, lol
In conversation:

Tim: "Ha ha I love my mother."
John: "youre mom gay, lol"
Tim: "no u"
John immediately dies of massive heart attack
by The_nut_job May 6, 2018
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