Full Of Wood

someone full of many massive penis's whose anus is badly splintered
"My ass was so Full Of Wood last night, I got tons of splinters"
by J PATTON April 02, 2008
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colby woods

Is a Sexyy biatch..and hes in a kickass band called Snafu..hes one of the nicest people i know...and hes a good "sweettalker"...hahaa
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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drift wood

A person who does not fit into society. One of being gay, out of sorts or a listner of The Back Street Boys.
Man, stay away from that dude, he is major drift wood.
by Reslab January 22, 2007
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Tiger Woods moment

A conversational way to tell your wife or significant other that you had a 'transgression' -- namely, you screwed someone other than your wife or significant other.
Honey, remember that business trip to Cleveland last year? Well, umm, I had a Tiger Woods moment on that trip and now the woman is asking for child support.
by CiiSteve December 04, 2009
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Trying to hold this wood

A pickup line used on girls in Marbella that has a 100% success rate.
"Alright girl, where you from? I have an apartment 5 minutes away. You trying to hold this wood?"
by lukejames1111 September 04, 2021
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warren woods tower

a school full of thots. where your bestfriend will take your boyfriend and act like nothing ever happened. can’t trust nobody at that school. the boys are cute tho. people are dumb & smoke weed in the bathrooms, but that school is dumb and rarely catches anybody. the football team is really good! and the cheerleaders suck! and a lot of females at that school smell like they don’t wash up. welcome to tower!
boy- i fucked my girlfriends bestfriend
anybody- i bet she was from warren woods tower !
by abcdefchijklmnopqrstuvwxyz August 06, 2019
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mr ando of the woods

Probably the best thing ever made. This video can't really be explained. Roughly, it's about mr ando who brings peace to the woods and wants everyone to believe that he's a penguin. This video includes: mr ando, a talking bear, a talking bee, a talking turtle, and a talking fish. Trust me, it's amazing. Watch it!
by the grape monster October 09, 2010
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