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The Rigid Helmet

The historically accurate Viking erotica of J. G. Quintel 's universe in the series "Close Enough". Written by Alex Dorpenberger. Apparently, the erotica is good enough to reverse one's menopause.
Alex: The Rigid Helmet is historically accurate Viking erotica.
by thatVietDude April 12, 2022
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sticky roman helmet

When you give it one last yank and then tea bag someone.
Yea he left 25 mins later because he had to yank it before giving his girl a sticky roman helmet.
by caboosesam September 2, 2022
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Carter James Heimslich

The act of cutting your finger and getting heimliched so blood squirts out of your finger to make Kool-Aid.
"Thirsty AF."
"Hold on, I need to google how to do Carter James Heimslich."
"Fuck is that?"
"Lemme try it."
20 minutes after...
"DAMN THAT SHIT GOOD"
by BangalangMan February 20, 2025
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《¤》Ima《¤》Hellstrom《¤》Ima《¤》

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😱: 《¤》Ima《¤》Hellstrom《¤》Ima《¤》
by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025
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《¤》Gearoidu《¤》Hellstrom《¤》Gearoidu《¤》

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😱:《¤》Gearoidu《¤》Hellstrom《¤》Gearoidu《¤》
by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025
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put your helmet on

Put your helmet on retard!”
by ChubsOrdinary February 26, 2025
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