Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022

tasman hair

A 10 inch dick covered in hair.

"Wow look at that Tasman Hair!"

by THECOOL May 21, 2014

neloys hair

Literally a mushroom made of hair on someones head!

Ayo, whats up with this Neloys hair looking mushroom?

by RexCaba October 30, 2020

Ass hair

Women do you have ass hair just like men

Man my girl shaves her ass hair once every week

by Ccrocks14 September 10, 2019

Hair Market

Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.

"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."

by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019

Chesticle Hair

When a guy or girl is so hairy that their chest hair meets their testicle hair.

There was no end in sight. His chesticle hair covered his entire upper body.

by Denim Allis May 18, 2018

Kai’s Hair

When you lose something, and it’s gone forever. No chance you get it back.

Adam: Hey did Griff get with that girl last night?
Nick: Ya, I heard his virginity is Kai’s Hair
Adam: Bout time...

Riley: * hits golf Ball*
Riley: FUCK! Well that balls Kai’s Hair for sure, I’m hitting another.

by Adammenkens March 6, 2021