Date History

The mental "list" of all of the people somebody has dated.

"Should I go out with Kaley or do you think she's a slut?"

I dunno bro, shes got a long date history.

by laxer6 June 08, 2011

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ain'tient history

Da long-ago period when da common slang-contraction was first used.

My snooty English teacher is constantly correcting us for poor grammar, but I always point out dat slang words date back to ain'tient history.

by QuacksO June 08, 2021

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kailum is the amazingiest in the history of amazing

by kyuugamercool4201 March 17, 2024

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a class to teach kids, who think they are badasses, that they are in fact not badass.

"man john is such a fuckboi i hope they stick his ass in american history x for first period this semester"

by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024

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Person 1: Looks like we're going into another recession.
Person 2: Yeah, the history paradox.

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The place where the shitty people go when their time on Earth is done.

P1: Frankie is such a tool. When he dies he's going to the wastebin of history.

P2: That's not true man, he's okay.
P1: You're going there too then.

by anonymousperson489 November 15, 2017

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by eZekeIel March 30, 2023

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