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Rolling Goat fuck

Refers to the joke story of the old man who built bridges, towers, and aqueducts. Not known as Harry the architect, but he gets caught fucking one goat! A rolling goat fuck is a constant stream of things going wrong.
This new project is a complete rolling goat fuck.
by Kiwistacker March 31, 2021
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Pygmy Goat Plague

When unsuspecting vandals collect hundreds of miniature goats, and secretly drop them off in a small town or village.
They look cute, but these goats are ruining my yard! It's a Pygmy goat plague!!!
by Skinkronson June 12, 2014
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Fucked up goat

Fucked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. The biggest fucked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it's a human. The only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it's own poo, sucking on it's human dick or sucking someone else's butt for the nutrients and poop. The only known fucked up goats in existence are Miley Cyrus, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush. Other fucked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.
I walked into my room the other day eating her own poo. she must be a fucked up goat.
by Masterman2000 August 18, 2011
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Sex trained goat

A goat that has been trained to have sex with humans. They are sometimes taked to an orgy as a curosity and to make it more kinky. Makes a good pet for a pervert.
John's got one of those sex trained goats.
by Deep blue 2012 February 21, 2010
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Mongolian Throat Goat

Taking a shot and then fucking someone all the way down the throat.
Gave my guy Tony a Mongolian Throat Goat today.
by DuckTummy July 29, 2020
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blows goat booty

Refers to something a person is not happy about or something that is not fair. Is used much the same way as sucks or blows.
by solaroil September 26, 2009
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billy goat gruff

type of goat you see in child story tales. kind of mystical, like you would see a Borak Warrior riding one, but they always roam the mountain tops in search to fight a cougar or somthing like that. so all in all just a kinda goat... Whats a frink?
man i was climbing that sweet mountain and i got attacked by a billy goat gruff
by CODY WHYTE August 4, 2006
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