Tow some goats

alt. Towing some goats

Towing a small and/or light load with a significantly overpowered vehicle.

Origin:
Courtney, Will Sabel. "Watch This Lamborghini Murcielago Tow Some Goats." TheDrive.com. Time Inc., 27 July 2016. Web. 27 July 2016.

Some crazy Aussie put a hitch on his Murcielago to tow some goats.

Now we're towing some goats!

by Podlag July 27, 2016

when the goat talks

When the truth comes out from a source that has tried to evade truthful presence. Hearing truth from one who never speaks it

"whoa i didnt know American spirit ripped their logo feom someone else"

"well, when the goat talks, thats when you f*cking know"

by psyzygy October 29, 2021

Fucked up goat

Fucked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. The biggest fucked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it's a human. The only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it's own poo, sucking on it's human dick or sucking someone else's butt for the nutrients and poop. The only known fucked up goats in existence are Miley Cyrus, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush. Other fucked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.

I walked into my room the other day eating her own poo. she must be a fucked up goat.

by Masterman2000 August 15, 2011

Sex trained goat

A goat that has been trained to have sex with humans. They are sometimes taked to an orgy as a curosity and to make it more kinky. Makes a good pet for a pervert.

John's got one of those sex trained goats.

by Deep blue 2012 February 21, 2010

Mongolian Throat Goat

Taking a shot and then fucking someone all the way down the throat.

Gave my guy Tony a Mongolian Throat Goat today.

by DuckTummy July 30, 2020

blows goat booty

Refers to something a person is not happy about or something that is not fair. Is used much the same way as sucks or blows.

Working on the weekend blows goat booty!

by solaroil September 26, 2009

billy goat gruff

type of goat you see in child story tales. kind of mystical, like you would see a Borak Warrior riding one, but they always roam the mountain tops in search to fight a cougar or somthing like that. so all in all just a kinda goat... Whats a frink?

man i was climbing that sweet mountain and i got attacked by a billy goat gruff

by CODY WHYTE August 05, 2006