you got the wrong one

You got the wrong one.

1. You have confused me with someone that you can fuck with.

2. Your thinking about me is wrong.
Not someone to mess with

Ex: You will do what I say

Bitch, you got the wrong one!! Nobody tells me what to do. DEUCES

by Huggybear6789 March 20, 2017

I've got her diary

A term meaning that you know everything there is to know about a friend.

She better not turn on me, I've got her diary, she tells me everything.

by OliveSnook January 6, 2009

you just got bebbed

the act of being bebbed means to mess up one or another’s work. originated from charlotte bebb (b.2000) and laura bebb (b.2003) after they ‘bebbed’ people by putting their fringes on other people’s heads.

*accidentally pours water over someone’s work*

“sorry mate, you just got bebbed”

by youjustgotbebbed December 10, 2019

We Got A Witch In This Bitch

For when there is a sudden decrease in temperature.

Derived from the saying "Colder Than A Witch's Tit."

Brody: "Damn, got real cold up in this"
Jacob: "I have deduced through various observations, there is, in-fact a witch within our domain. This has led me to the certain conclusion that We Got A Witch In This Bitch"

by IAmBert February 17, 2021

Got a turd in your pocket?

What you say when someone wrongfully assumes you will be included in an undesirable activity. Another way of saying "what do you mean we?"

Holly: "I told my cousin we would help him move this weekend."
Ramon: "Got a turd in your pocket?"
Holly: "Excuse me?"
Ramon: "You said 'we' so you must be referring to yourself and the turd in your pocket. I have plans this weekend."

by mlamson January 8, 2011

i got 2 phones

used by little bitch boys to express their irritation at certain videos. usually on lgbt or feminist videos because they hate anyone who isn't a cishet man

random woman on tiktok: i just want men to take us seriously
the most boring man to ever walk the earth: i got 2 phones

by dannydevitoreal September 8, 2023

A2M I Got Bitches

A very inappropriate but funny song made by the A2M Music group that describes how some random dude "got bitches".

"Ayo, what it is? Everybody report to the motha fuckin' dance floor, with they motha fuckin' drinks"
"I got Bitches!"

A2M I Got Bitches is the best!

by The Boi's May 5, 2021